Things have been getting a bit grim in the Goldmine lately, with all the dying video-game characters and people jumping off bridges. But now the SA Goons are having fun again, thanks to Party Egg!

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Everyone meet Party Egg! He's the egg who parties so hard he scrambles himself inside his shell.


Fuck the Republic.

Party egg is stealing Andrew W.K.'s gimmick.

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I think this man needs more eggs in his life

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