If you're smart and highbrow, you will tell people that you laughed louder at MustelaFuro's Escherbot than you did at the youtube video of the fat guy shaking his belly in his underwear. But we all know that probably wasn't the case.
SignalZSX's bassbot has nothing to do with fishing, unfortunately.
Stabbish takes us back to the origins of Something Awful with this pusherbot which is responsible for guarding the terrible powers of space.
If it wasn't clear that this article was one huge Futurama rip-off, Tasty_Crayon removes any doubt that could have remained.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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