Welcome to this installment of everyone's favorite stupid craze, The Goldmine! It's cool like the Fonz, and hot like homoerotic Arthur Fonzarelli fanfiction! But enough about that, onto business.
This week's topic is about a meeting. Looking at it, you'd think it's any other meeting. But it's not, retard! This meeting has been interrupted!
But the question forum user Rastor posed was "Interrupted by what?" Well, friends, come join me on a magical journey in which we'll find out a little something about the meeting, ourselves, and maybe - just maybe - our own bodies.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
