I was never really into comics, though I used to read Transmetropolitan as a teen, mainly because Spider Jerusalem was such a badass (his ass was also bad-ass, if you catch my drift.) Where was I? Oh, yes. This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons introduce a few characters that aren't quite ready for the Hall of Justice.
Timall spends a little time with Sir Selfish.
CannedMacabre depicts the awesome growth of El Mustacho Rojo,
Zombear is not really a bear, unlike Really-A-Bear-Man.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
