The SA Forum Goons made superheroes last year. They were terrible superheroes, but that was by design, of course. They could create real, awesome superheroes anytime they wanted, especially if they teamed up on the project. They can accomplish anything by working together, really. The last time they collaborated on an art project, the Goons wanted to draw a beautiful woman, and look how that turned out! It was like Weird Science starring the 2011 version Kelly LeBrock! Anyway, meet the new saviors of your crime-ridden Big American Cities!
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DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Old Games On New TVs: The Original PlayStation + PSIO!
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Awfully Weird Tales #2
The goons like their fiction like they like their orange juice: all pulp.
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