From: Jesse
Subject: your siteAre you trying to sound stupid on your site?
are yuo trying to sound gay in yuor emale? if so, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, BATMAN! back to teh batcave for yuo!
From: Ryan Pair
Subject: your web siteJeff K, In my and all of my friends opinions you are a stupid fuck! First of all amd whoops the fucking hell out of pentium read the real reviews you ass hole. All of the AMD chips are a fuck load of faster than Intel. For instance you idiot amd beats intel with their speed always amd is using .18 micron and intel is using .8 micron therefore ass hole amd is faster amd also has a 200mhz bus speed and intel is using the 166mhz. And about that Millionaire program you tried to load thats fucking gay that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the chip the program is gay anyways you fucking child! GOD DAMNIT I HATE IDIOTS LIKE YOU!!! YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING LAMER!!!!! ALSO IF YOU MUST KNOW AMD IS ABOUT TO RELEASE THE 1.2 Ghz chip and intel is still stuck on hmmm 800mhz you fucking IDIOT I HATE LAMERZ
OH< THOSE ARE SOME VERY GOODE POINTS AND LET ME TAKE THSI OOPPORTUNITY TO ADRESS THEM ONE BY ON! PLEASE! I WILL COLOR YOUR WORDS GREN BECAUSE WE WANT THEM TO BE LIKE YOUR RUFFAGE-RICH DIET OF EATING WEEDS AND TREES, OKAY DOOGIE HOWSARE???
Jeff K, In my and all of my friends opinions you are a stupid fuck!: OH boy, yuo asked BOTH your hands about me?! WOW, that mustave taken valuble minutes yuo couldave spent squeezing teh nippels on yuor pet frog Boris! GO BACK TO THE FROG, MY STUPID ASS FREIDN
First of all amd whoops the fucking hell out of pentium read the real reviews you ass hole. I HAVE AN AMD K4 AND A PETIUM K7 AND GUESS WHO WINS??? yuo would be very wrong if yuo said "petium" becauuse here are teh statistics and statisstics DONT lie:
AMD - 593.82827
PETIUM - 9799994.27376346
SEE???
For instance you idiot amd beats intel with their speed always amd is using .18 micron and intel is using .8 micron therefore ass hole amd is faster amd also has a 200mhz bus speed and intel is using the 166mhz. I have an idea about yuo shutting teh hell up and eating a lava hat and i would like to see this posibillity becoem a reality pleas.
you fucking IDIOT I HATE LAMERZYOU NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YUOR FEMINAN SIDE, MISTAR. yuo seem to be in touch with your "STUPID ASS" side so mayebe yuo shold consider counseling from the famous Dr. Louis Pasture. HE INVENTED RABIES!
From: Krystel H. Wince
Subject: (no subject)You r rude baby hey I love it. Once I was chased by a duck at burger king. It was kool. And I am not a faggot by n e means me=dickchick
thank u, but i already haev a girlfriend!!! SHE IS VERY HOT AND she is in mu history class and I think she wants me VERY BADLY for seX0ring. here is a picture of here but i can't put her face in teh picture because she might see it and know that i took it when i was hiding in teh amusemant park by the cameras. SHE IS VERY HOT AND WOULD LIKE TO SLEP WITH ME BUT my mom is here and we cant have monkeye s3x on teh floor becuase the floor is filthy -- - here is HER PICTARE!
WE WILL MARREY SOME DAY YUO WILL SEEAND YES THOSE ARE VERY LARGE BOOBS
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