5. Henrik Lundqvist (Goalie, New York Rangers)



Lundqvist's "Lundkissed lips" appear on a variety of merch, including his t-shirts showcasing his selection as the sexiest hockey player by Page Six magazine. This sexy shirt is sure to get motors running especially chocolate motors with a bowl filled with Herhsey's "Lundkisses" sold in the New York Ranger's online store.

6. CC Sabathia (Pitcher, New York Yankees)


CC's "[INCEPTION]" branded merch shows off his appreciation for his favorite Christopher Nolan mind-bender. Said CC, "When he makes the city fold out and then there's that BBWWWWWONNNNG sound. I love it. Every pitch. BWWWWWWONNNNG in my head."

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