Series Two: The Green Deck
| No: | Name: | Frequency: | Price: | Date Added: |
| 01 | nVidia PR | Rare | A good Glide wrapper | 09-20-2000 |
| 02 | Eidos | Very Common | Hot teen action magazines | 09-20-2000 |
| 03 | Pseudo.com | Very Rare | Broadband | 09-20-2000 |
| 04 | Derek Smart | Very Very Common | Magic voodoo headshrinking powder | 09-20-2000 |
| 05 | George Broussard | Very Common | A Star Trek game with long gameplay | 09-25-2000 |
| 06 | Ultima Online | Common | Hot and spicy PK action! | 09-25-2000 |
| 07 | Bitboys | Very Very Rare | A miracle from God Himself | 09-25-2000 |
| 08 | The Webmaster | Very Very Common | A look in the mirror | 09-25-2000 |
Series One: The Blue Deck
| No: | Name: | Frequency: | Price: | Date Added: |
| 01 | Cliffy B. | Common | 15 pound gold chain | 09-05-2000 |
| 02 | The Shugashack Troll | Very Common | Picture of Britany Spears | 09-05-2000 |
| 03 | Gamefan | Very Common | Your soul | 09-05-2000 |
| 04 | 3DFX | Rare | $10 | 09-05-2000 |
| 05 | 3D Realms | Very Rare | (price estimate coming soon) | 09-05-2000 |
| 06 | Gamespy | Common | Trade for warez / mp3s | 09-05-2000 |
| 07 | Valve Software | Very Rare | Trade for Powerplay tech. | 09-06-2000 |
| 08 | Lithtech v1.0 | Common | PowerDrink 5000 | 09-06-2000 |
| 09 | Lithtech v2.0 | Common | Ab-Builder | 09-06-2000 |
| 10 | John Romero | Common | A shred of dignity | 09-06-2000 |
| 11 | Planetcrap | Common | Tinfoil hat | 09-06-2000 |
| 12 | John Carmack | Very Rare | Secret decoder ring | 09-06-2000 |
| 13 | Killcreek | Rare | Air pump | 09-07-2000 |
| 14 | Verant | Very Rare | Countless hours of your time | 09-07-2000 |
| 15 | Thresh | Rare | A giant check | 09-07-2000 |
| 16 | Nintendo Fan | Very Common | One liter of horse tranquilizers | 09-07-2000 |
| 17 | Glide | Common | Rose colored glasses | 09-07-2000 |
| 18 | Billy Wilson | Rare | Kung Fu grip | 09-07-2000 |
| 19 | Paul Steed | Common | Some manly lovin' | 09-08-2000 |
| 20 | Adrian Carmack | Very Rare | Some time off work | 09-08-2000 |
| 21 | Evil Avatar | Common | Tech support | 09-08-2000 |
| 22 | Richard Garriott | Rare | Employment | 09-08-2000 |
This list will be updated frequently and will eventually contain every card in the series. If you have any questions or comment, feel free to email Lowtax.
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