~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
Reppin': SpecialOlympian
What a great day at the gym. First I was listening to Jock Jams, then I was covered in them.

True Tales of Living in a Crackhouse, The Aftermath! Part the First - Oneeyedwilly I know you grew up in a crackhouse but could you maybe learn to write a little better and not be such a whiny bitch? Eagerly anticipating chapter 2, 5'd and subscribed goon sir!

I will record phrases for you in an NPR-radio voice - This thread brought to you by sit4less.com, makers of the Herman Miller Aeron Chair. Now available in the new color, true black. That's sit 4 less dot com.

Cumming on Pigeons web series - This is a great way to get rid of pigeons because apparently birds get freaked out by having something sticky touch their feet.

A World without Wheels - Goon Physics 101: A skateboard moves forward because although you are pushing off diagonally all the momentum is directed forward by the wheels. So how does Marty McFly's hoverboard work?!

Red, Yellow, Blue - A Choose Your Own Adventure Game - A choose your own adventure game about a one armed girl trapped in a mad doctor's abandoned hospital. Updates linked in OP.

Adventures of Ron - Ah to be young and devoid of sympathy or morals in the 50's.

~*~ Cinema Discusso ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
"Movies are like books for the unwashed masses." -Albert Einstein

Iron Man: It's Freakin' Robert Downey Jr. In A Comic Book Movie Iron Man, Iron Man made $200 million in opening weekend Man. Discuss the best comic book movie ever (until The Dark Knight comes out.)

Speed Racer: ignore Rotten Tomatoes Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer's movie thread. Its a pretty good movie.

Hmm, try singing that using the Speed Racer theme song. I think it works. Anyways it seems critics hate dis movie.

Make Mine Marvel: Avengers/Captain America/Thor plansM-m-m-more comic book movies? That's right! With the success of Iron Man, Marvel has announced what their plans are re: comic book movies. They're really cool.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua: THE September movie to see. Hmmm,

Oh, no no no no.

~*~ Helldump 2000 ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
The Helldump is cage matches for nerds. If you've got something to get off your chest that isn't burger crumbs, this is the forum for you!

i dont know if you guys noticed but we still have an anime forum No, that's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! *falls down airshaft*

Huitzilopoctli - I have no neck and I must vlog

INCIDENCES Goonmeets sure are wacky. This one time me and my friends all went out DRINKING. At a BAR. As you can imagine sooo many wacky things happened. I mean, I'm sure the patrons of that fine establishment won't forget us any time soon.

make a thread that says fuck you tdh for eating pretzel for dinner So it turns out that Helldump has a subforum and its just, just weird.

~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.

Tried out USPSA Tonight, It Was Fun. -Stgdz went and shot a competition but neglected to take photos. What a dick.

Any USGI Colt 1911 experts out there? -After a brief discussion about PianoDragn's pistol the conversation devolved into the best techniques for "bead blasting" each other's "Colt Service Models."

Moving to Vegas, Pistol Registration and Other Questions. - Since Las Vegas has become the new hotspot for Californians to evacuate to a thread was formed to discuss procedures of loading your Uhaul truck and registering your pistols in Nevada.

The Gun Books Megathread - Need some suggestions for some bathroom reading material for the apocalypse/new world order/return of christ/bird flu epidemic/2008 Chinese Olympic Games?

Trench Gun - Here's the place to get the information you need to purchase to get those pesky Germans out of your back yard trenches.

Huh, New Military Weapons from CZ - What's cooler than an FN SCAR rip off? An FN SCAR ripoff made by CZ.
Amusing Improvised Repairs This one doesn't need words for a description. Just a photo.

~*~ FYAD ~*~
"FYAD is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In FYAD you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the FYAD motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends." - C. Cardigan

this is me. - I am the guys doing the youtube dancing in these posts. It's me. I'm them.

OG OGGILBY WANTS TO BE A WOMEAN - Og Oggilby is a gross guy, nobody likes him and he smells

what's good guitar amp for metal - answer: ???????????


theres a fat girl in my class thats going to be posing nude for all of us - He's got 48 hours to post the video he took OR THERE WILL BE TROUBLE

wat is a good mp3 buying service that honors ur purchases if u lose them - "oh my fucking god this sucks"

Pie Hell!! - Pie Hell!!

livestock isn't going to have internet access til like tuesday - he is moving into my old apartment and it's only a matter of time until he yells at me about how gross it is

aikiboy1111111 still smart as fuck - he has aspergers all over his body

I mae a video game - wo!!!!!!!!!!!!! wo!!!!!!!!

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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