~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Are you a pet fan? A fan of pets? Do you kiss your pets more than you kiss people? Have you ever given a cat CPR? Do you sometimes wish you could have pot-bellied pig babies? You disgust me.
Tell me about the American Bullnese - We thought we'd seen all of the ugliest designer dog breeds. We were WRONG.
Latex sex toy - Safe for fish? - Best. Thread. Ever.
Should I call the cops about this? - Girlmecha's 10 pound Yorkie may have put a hole in some crazy old woman's thread-bare pajama bottoms. Better keep your dog inside before the old bat feeds him an antifreeze dinner.
Woman jailed over tail dockings - Holy tail-docking debate, Batman! Still interesting if you're not familiar with the controversy.
Native American Indian Dogs - Theomacy completely ignores any advice PI gives. Starting a thread to just respond with PI conspiracy theories (all dogs must come from shelters, dammit!) and insistence that designer dogs are a good thing is generally a good recipe for a shitstorm.
~*~ Batman's Shameful Secret ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
"Urrrrsulllaaa!!" Was there ever a comic book where some guy died and screamed out "Ursullaaaa!"? Because if so maybe he was calling out someone's name or maybe he was just dying really bad.
(Ursula is a terrible name is what I'm trying to say.)
Do all supervillain teams break up and reform at some point? Yes.
Oh, you want some more? Screw this. I'm out of here! See, that is why supervillain teams break up so easily. They, like me, are jerks.
"Who You Gonna Be for Halloween?" Thread Everybody's spitballing ideas for their Halloween costumes. Please fat, bearded, long haired, nerdy guys, don't be Silent Bob. You're just humiliating yourself.
We all have problems with Diamond, what changes would you make? This Diamond ain't no girl's best friend. No! This is the distribution company that holds a monopoly on shipping out comic books to stores. They suck, so how would you change them?
BSS Roundtable 09/21: Evangelism Another week, another roundtable. This week's topic is what books do you recommend to a non-comic reader to get them interested. Me? Anything by Rob Liefeld!
Funny Panel of the Week
Ask/Tell is a pile of shit. [Tell] me how people can be this stupid. Help, help, I can't function in everyday society! And I certainly can't use the Small Questions thread or Google to find out anything simple!
"Looks like white is the new black" Forum Admin and front page writer elpintogrande has found a hive of racism and bigotry. Turns out it is here hiding in our midst in the Jena 6 GBS thread. Shame on you, GBS.
Detectives: help me ban a faggot, win account upgrades/title/whatev Danny Maniac is looking for frontier justice for a thread wrangler. Someone copied a FYAD thread and put it up on YTMND.com and he's OUT FOR BLOOD.
Banrai: Pus Golem I think Lowtax sums up this thread pretty well.
Also, here's Bob Uecker talking about a furry convention.
Goons need to stop trying to justify fucking their family and children No, bad goons! I don't care how hot your sister is, you can't have sex with her. No, not your mother either. That doesn't stop this guy though:
"Experiance in the sex act. Which, can and indeed will lead to a greater chance of finding and satisfying a different genitc partner. (lets face it. it may be short fling with your mom, between girl friends)
A way to express yourself / learn to flirt / chat with the opposit esex. Ain such a way as to practice finding a mate.
stress relief. ( dad daughter, mom son, bro sis) . I.E any of the benifits from sex here.
and lastly - a way to strenghthen the family bond / love of family. With a healthy sexual bond as well..
Note- The argument here is for Concentual sex at an age were each is an adult. Not dealing with any of the forms of abuse from old man young child, or similar things. Nor dealing with the possibilty of children at all."
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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