Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare takes adrenaline-fueled gaming to the next level by including a funeral segment that allows you to "Press F to Pay Respects" at the funeral of a fallen Marine. What you may not know is that there are many other uses for the F key at a military funeral in Call of Duty. Try them out.

Press F repeatedly to tip the Marine honor guard with singles.

Press F to fist bump the chaplain.

Press F repeatedly to give the chaplain a jive handshake and double elbow bump.

Press F to no scope 360 tears down out of your eyes.

Press F to pick up loot from treasure chests.

Press F to open the casket's secret doors.

Press and hold F to build up power for throwing flowers onto the casket.

Press F to receive folded flag and repeatedly press F to collect death benefit coins as they fly out of the flag.

Press F to taunt the usher with one of your catchphrases. "I came here to bury my son and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."

Press F to remember the fun times you had with the deceased breaching doors and smoking tangos.

Press F to tweet about #gamergate from the funeral.

Press F to become a heartless mercenary with nothing to lose.

Press and hold F to hug the deceased's mother and rub your hand around on her back in a comforting way.

Press F repeatedly to wrestle with knife wielding attacker.

Press F to offer your condolences to the correct sister at the funeral. Get it wrong and you will fail the mission.

Press F to speak to the widow.

Press and hold F to speak to the widow in a cool Batman voice.

Press and hold F to plant a claymore.

Press F to order a pizza on your phone.

Press and hold F to add a side of mozarella dippin' sticks with that order.

Press F repeatedly to thank Dom for taking your pizza order.

Press and hold F to offer your condolences to Dom, the pizza app on your phone.

Press F to give folded flag to pizza guy.

Press and hold F to hug the pizza guy and rub your hand around on his back in a comforting way.

Press F to Dorito.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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