WAR.
WAR CHANGED
WHEN BETH
CAME (CUM) TO CONTARD
THIS S.P.E.C.I.A.L. SOMETHING
WE HAVE TO WATCH A SCORP
ION-PIXEL SHOOT ITS SKITTERING BALLS
PAUSE TO FIND: 99%
THE CHANCE TO WIPE
MY ASS WITH THESE
ELDER SCROLLS
WAR CHANGED
WHEN BETH
CAME (CUM) TO CONTARD
THIS S.P.E.C.I.A.L. SOMETHING
WE HAVE TO WATCH A SCORP
ION-PIXEL SHOOT ITS SKITTERING BALLS
PAUSE TO FIND: 99%
THE CHANCE TO WIPE
MY ASS WITH THESE
ELDER SCROLLS
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