I'm going to take my pants off and slither under a pile of farty Pajama Jeans. Then I'm really gonna get this party started.
How many dads have gone through life never knowing they needed a kick-bitch? It's a human tragedy.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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