On its lips a silent scream. We could not kill it, but its power had to be contained.
You have seen what variations in temperature can do to these shirts. Imagine what they will do under 60 atmospheres of pressure.
Hegel has foreseen the end of history. Beyond cities. After the fall of all nations. A new order will rise with impressive 3D/2D graphics.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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