United States Terror List Addendum

Thursday, Sep 28, 2006 by Bob "BobServo" Mackey

Tornado Jones, the Human Beatbox and Killing Machine

Tall buildings that ruin everything for everyone

Freedom Fighter brand Falafel Fixins

Lieutenant Disaster’s Commercial Airline Shooting Range

Bed, Bath, and Beyond’s towel department

Sparky “Robert” Fitch, The Man Who Loved Constitutions

Skeeter and the Gooch, two kittens who stole the heart of America and refuse to give it back

The Hurricane Factory

The Nazi Husbandry Association (NHA)

Bipedal robots able to balance themselves (ex. Tickle Me Elmo X)

Famous Skyscraper Blueprints Magazine

Flip Peterson, the tallest man of the Dakotas

The entire cast of the Broadway musical Al-Sadr Get Your Gun

pick up kids from minstrel show

call Molly about dog excavation

bread

milk

eggs

AND YOU.

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