| Jane Grey |
| Jean Grey |
| Credit: Big Big Moon |
| Fyodor Dostoyevsky |
| Douglas Adams |
| Credit: Big Big Moon |
| Electric power |
| Power Rangers |
| Credit: Pussy.ogg |
| Brannock device |
| Small Foot |
| Credit: Poopy Palpy |
| Mary (mother of Jesus) |
| Madonna (entertainer) |
| Credit: Logicat |
| Success |
| Social responsibility |
| Wisdom |
| Health |
| Intelligence |
| Marijuana |
| Credit: Logicat |
| Minority |
| Minority Report (film) |
| Credit: Big Big Moon |
| Dating |
| Dates in Star Wars |
| Credit: Karnivore |
| Secret police |
| Police Squad! |
| Credit: Pussy.ogg |
| Forensics |
| CSI: Crime Scene Investigation |
| Credit: Big Big Moon |
| Children |
| Children of Men |
| Credit: Used Car Aficionado |
| History of Europe |
| History of video games |
| Credit: Big Big Moon |
| Gun |
| Light gun |
| Credit: bazooka_tooth |
| Critical thinking |
| Real-time strategy |
| Credit: bazooka_tooth |
| Radio |
| Radiohead |
| Credit: Diabetes+Weed=Me |
| Mass |
| Mass Effect |
| Credit: WikiMomLost95lbs |
| Criticism of the Iraq War |
| Criticism of Family Guy |
| Credit: Dane Slaughter |
| Physical exercise |
| Machinima |
| Credit: Skulking Beard |
| Ghosts |
| Ghosts (Harry Potter) |
| Credit: FWT THE CUTTER |
| Soliloquy |
| Fart joke |
| Credit: Pretzelcoatl |
| Vote |
| W00t |
| Credit: Pretzelcoatl |
| Ascension of Jesus |
| Ascension (Stargate) |
| Credit: Sewer Adventure |
| George Washington |
| Ron Paul |
| Credit: McMurphy |
| Dragons in mythology and folklore |
| Dragons in fantasy fiction |
| Credit: PENILE EGGPLANT |
| The Disintegration of the Persistence of Memory |
| Every time you masturbate... |
| Credit: Todd Forklift |
| George Frideric Handel |
| Guitar Hero II |
| Credit: Turtle Repairman |
| Timeline of medicine and medical technology |
| Usage share of web browsers |
| Credit: Diabetes+Weed=Me |
| Censorship in Iran |
| Editing of anime in American distribution |
| Credit: hello kitty |
| Pikeman |
| Pokemon |
| Credit: WikiMomLost95lbs |
| Dog fighting |
| Beast Wars |
| Credit: Salmon Season |
| Automatic transmission |
| Autobot |
| Credit: Salmon Season |
| Armageddon |
| Doom 3 |
| Credit: EvanTH |
| Classical mechanics |
| Source engine |
| Credit: Disco Duck |
| Wharf |
| Worf |
| Credit: Big Big Moon |
| World wars |
| Console wars |
| Credit: ass toot |
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