Atma
When you open your eyes, you find yourself on the floor of Billy's room. The computer monitor is now locked on a blue screen with white text.
The officer gasps, "Detective, what the hell just happened?! Are you alright?"
From the clock on the wall, you can tell you've been gone for less than a minute.
Quickscope420dad
> Answer the officer with 100% honesty. Tell him the whole story.
Atma
You pull yourself to your feet and take a deep breath, leveling your gaze to the officer.
You tell him the details of your adventure inside of the Internet, and your encounter with the Bending Man.
"I see..." he says, looking down and shifting his body weight. He scratches the back of his neck.
"I did... I did see you disappear for a second there."
"Look, I don't know what's going on, but I think we should get out of here. It doesn't feel right here."
You hear a loud thumping through the wall, where the restroom was.
The officer jumps, "What the heck was that?!"
terrordactle
> Yell "he's got a gun!" then shoot the officer with your cock pistol
Atma
The bullet hits the officer in the gut and he falls to the carpet, dropping his pistol.
"Wh...why?"
He holds his bloodied hands in front of his face shakily, staring at them.
The lights in the apartment turn off.
The thumping in the walls grows louder.
NecroMonster
> build a goku
> seriously. build a goku, put your coat on it, and then hide. when bendyman goes after the goku shoot him with your dickgun
Atma
You push the dresser toward the doorway and rifle through the drawers, pulling out yet another pair of orange sweatpants.
Just as you had practiced so many times before in Detective School, you hastily remove the officer's uniform and turn him into a goku. You prop him up against the dresser, hoping the brightly colored outfit will attract whatever might be coming.
"What the... what the hell are you doing," the officer groans dizzily, clearly in shock.
You place your hands on his and give him one last look.
"I'm sorry, kid. This is the only way we can stop him."
You hide behind the bed and wait.
Your heart pounds in your chest. It is almost pitch black in the room.
You hear wet thuds from the other room, followed by a nasty dragging sound.
A stench soon fills the air and you retch into your hands.
You hear the scraping of fingernails against the door, followed by a blood-curdling scream.
You can barely see your target, but you know what is there.
You jump out from behind the bed and fire the rest of your bullets from your crotch pistol in the direction of the doorway. It now only clicks metallically with each thrust.
The screams stop.
A calm voice echoes through the room.
"Whatt isss thiss..... yooou have brought me a gifftt?"
You hear the wet smacking of lips and an unearthly breathing.You hear the wet smacking of lips and an unearthly breathing.
"Howw.... deliiiciiousss... but....does... he have a famil....y?"
Lemonpieman
> lift your arms to give the goku your spirit energy
Atma
You raise your hands high and close your eyes, attempting to mentally transfer your spirit energy into the goku effigy.
Nothing seems to happen.
You hear the crunching of bones and wet tearing sounds.
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