Retarded Pimp brings to light a common problem facing our generation, the plague of team killing.
If Duke of Phillips was a soda he'd be Pitch Black because the lights don't work in his house because he is a bad homeowner.
PLuG8 is crazier than a sombrero full of foam stress balls if he thinks I'm going to buy this tall tale!
Kithyen is the saucemaster to my poorly crafted sundae.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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