marcspector's side effects may include blushing, frequent urination, hair loss, heart attack, hemorrhoids, hiccups, high blood pressure, high pressure within the eye (glaucoma), and hearing problems.
Beefbox can't resist the summer blockbusters.
Phthalogreen will show you the life of the mind!
You can eat a big bag of rotten eggs and JTBKSC wouldn't even care (unless they were his rotten eggs you ate).
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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