It was a conspiracy of Fate and Providence that saw fit to manifest this Owlofcreamcheese creation before thine eyes.
Murder McMurderson, big stocky hardy Murder McMurderson, built like rock, forged this image.
Pretend this Sub-Actuality image is a fire truck with sirens blazing and it's suddenly totally awesome to look at.
Blistex has no need for your petty art and creativity.
Sanchless has all the medical knowledge he needs to be a great doctor.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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