This is just one of many children brought to tears by the horrible beast that is Happysafer.
People often mistake jmayo for Eddie Money because they both live under the 79th street overpass.
Hover skateboarding is a crime and TheSniperZERO is going to jail for life.
If you have a leak in your house I recommend you check your pipes!
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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