Make that "formerly impenetrable."
Fire in the hole!
There's nothing quite like the scent of fire mixed with fear.
And when the wood was black and burnt, such that only stubborn stone remained...
...the pirates brought out the heavy artillery.
Nothing does a blaggard's heart good like a hearty jig around the remnants of a sacked city.
After a final salvo set the very air to smoke...
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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