Well this came out of nowhere. Today you can slap down fifteen bucks for Diablo 3's new class, the Diablo 2 Necromancer. Blizzard brags that this is a faster and more aggressive "modern" version of the character. What the heck does that mean for idiots like me who just want to cower behind a tidal wave of skeletons, keeping enemies at the very edge of the screen where they belong?
The answer can be found in the Necromancer's class skill descriptions.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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