Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire
If the boat's a-rockin', it's probably in water. 9/10

State of Decay 2
Dealing with the Microsoft Store is an absolute fuckshow (the game's exe is obfuscated so you can't make a Steam shortcut, placed in a hidden directory that can't be accessed without changing file permissions) and every mechanic is a rough edge covered in smaller rough edges, but I keep coming back to clean up one more mess near my base and scavenge just a few more supplies. 6/10

Proudly wears the influence of A Link to the Past on its sleeve, which you can buy for 50 gold... no, then how about 35 gold? 8/10

Detroit: Become Human
David Cage's games are only good for one thing: Revealing which critics and internet posters have terrible taste and should never be listened to again. 0/10

– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)

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