What better way is there to express your online hatred of Edward Cullen and Twilight sweeping the MTV Movie Awards than by doffing your clothes and filming yourself? I'm sorry - that question was kind of leading, but in the wrong direction. Every other way you could think of is better.
You know what's worse than webcamming yourself wearing sunglasses indoors? Owning a Master Chief helmet, and using it to pretend-suck your dick. Worse: if you don't know what a blowjob is and end up just confusing the hell out of your viewers with the gesticulations of a lunatic. Diabetus and I provide color commentary for this disaster.
You know what makes youtube great? Hyperbolic political reactions - like when your state governor switches parties and you decide to try and be funny about it, only you're not funny and it just comes out kinda sad. Diabetus and I comment over Brian Kirk's segment which he calls: "Kirk's Irks." Ugh. Even typing that title is painful.
This girl's boobs teach you Japanese, one word at a time. I guess I was supposed to take away more from the video than just that, but come on, who are we kidding here? Watch Diabetus and I talk over this nonsense.
Two bold adventurers are forced to watch some idiot prattle on about Mega Man 9 and how said idiot is angry that people weren't giving the game enough respect before it came out. It ends up being like Mystery Science Theater only much less pleasant to watch. I don't know. I hate him and I'm sure you will too.