I have a standard format for this article where I write up a few paragraphs to help cleans the pallet before the real show: The video. However in this very special ten fucking minute! extravaganza, I think it's best to abide by the adage that a picture is worth a thousand words. I think this is encoded at 29.97 FPS, so... multiplied by 1000... 60 seconds per minute...
Shit, I dunno. What's 60,000 times 29.97? I wish someone would embed a calculator in my computer or something to make this crap easier.
Anyway, fuck it. Enjoy whatever the fuck this was supposed to be with our voices over it.
Liturgical Abuse: Puppets (WCCTA 2008)
 Fun exercise: Go and read the comments in the original YouTube video and try to guess who's arguing what. Added: May 14, 2008Description: Call to Action 'Liturgy' User: CatholicSJ Views: 55,238 Best Viewer Comment: These so-called Catholics should be ashamed of themselves. They are mocking GOD for heavens sake! Effeminate maleÿ dancers are not the proper way to worship God. |
That does it for this week at the Webcam Ward and if you run into a downright horrible video on the world wide web, let us know!
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