Webcam Ward: So this is who you chose to lead these two E3 press conferences?
Konami: Yes! We here at Konami are very excited about our new upcoming products.
Webcam Ward: But... they can't speak English.
Konami: Yes, they speak English.
Webcam Ward: No, no, they speak some English, as in English words leave their mouths, but I meant not well. Not well enough for a press conference with an audience of English speakers, certainly.
Konami: We here at Konami are all about paradigm shifts and thinking outside the box-
Webcam Ward: But I can't understand what they're say-
Konami: UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A!
Webcam Ward: Wait, wha-!
Konami disappeared in a cloud of smoke, while I was left wandering the desert, looking for answers I would never find.
KONAMI E3 2010 Press Conference: ONE MILLION TROOPS!!! VERY VERY EXERCISE!!!
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