What is the sound of one hand clapping?


Kids, help grandma with her bags. And help grandpa stop cumming all over the place.


Answer: Mauntain Dew.


I call flirting "joking about my birthday suit"; please help me decipher my guy's equally inscrutable euphemisms!

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