Pop that dumbass AC/DC song in your tape deck and journey with me to the land of droopy balls and aired out crotches.

It's a family tradition!

Fucking incest strikes again.

No "spread on toast" option. This poll is flawed.

Or has anyone grabbed another guy's balls while staring the guy in the face and then you winked at him... by accident?

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