What site do you go to when you get high and want to ask the tough questions? Why, Yahoo Answers, of course!
A gay baby is born every time I post one of my updates. Talk about awkward.
I'm a parent and I've removed all references to the Internet from my house. A parent who does any less is negligent.
Looks like Cactus Frankie has a new project. DON'T ASK WHAT THE PROJECT IS. SO WHAT THE FUCK.
Someone just watched Futurama for the first time and thought it was a documentary.
A girl who is all over the steak before the 3rd date is a girl you don't want to marry.
They were going to start another Holocaust but their investments went under. It wouldn't be advisable to start a holocaust in this economy.
No where! Dogs are serious business! Thank God the whole lolcats thing hasn't ruined dogs.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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