Ugh, my neighbor is downloading porn using his Internet connection that he paid for. What a jerk!
Tattos are unappealing and you could wind up regretting it... Sailor Moon says!
French bread pizza, you jerk off.
If you have to smoke weed to enjoy techno, isn't it the weed you like, not the music?
Why do you think the Challenger exploded? That's right.
I can hardly believe that this was the best answer to the question.
His dog just wants to celebrate Yom Kippur.
Her problem is that she just won't die. The only thing keeping her alive is making your life a living hell. You know what to do. You know what to do.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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