Use more styrofoam next time, dummy.
Ah, an authentic Appalachian wedding.
This reminds me, I haven't grilled in like a month.
...to boldy go where at least one guy has gone before.
Either that smartass monkey from Dunston Checks In learned how to use a computer or something is really wrong.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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