Killed countless girls with that ejaculate he did.
Freeballing is actually required to attend a recording of The Price is Right in order to satisfy Drew Carey's unquenchable flapping balls fetish.
HONEY, I LITERALLY CANNOT COMPREHEND THE SCIENCE AND PHYSICS BEHIND SHAVING AND HOW YOU ARE ABLE TO DO IT.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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