"Can you help me find my house?"

Technologically advanced species come from light years around to catch reruns of Sanford and Son on "abductee48's" 21" RCA. Yeah, that's plausible.

I take it back! The aliens have constructed a monument to Redd Foxx!

Shadow Person takes it to the hoop.

He's pretty confident for a ghost.

THE DARK LORD LUCIFER DEMANDS YOUR SUBJECTION AND CONDIMENTS

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