Animal spirits are being reincarnated every day into the bodies of Livejournal nerds. I wonder what crimes they committed to be deserving of this hell.

Hi Amber, I have a question: Are you taking too much medication or not enough?

Make like a tree and stop talking!

According to these guys there's only 1 Sephiroth per dimension, but visit any video game forum on the internet and you'll see about 30 dozen.

"borgseawolf" is lucky. He might only have to spend a weekend at the mental clinic.

How come they're always dragons or lions or bears and never crappy things like those little parasites that attach themselves to whales and eat shit directly out of the whale's ass? Someone's got to be spiritually connected with those things too.

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