Set phasers to crazy!
Watch out come August 14th, you guys.
Everything that has ever happened is a sign that the world is about to end REALLY SOON.
Yeah, if there is a supreme being he's keeping an eye on Chevron stations so he'll know when it's time to end the world.
i am reading books
People like to have SEX??!? WHY I NEVER!!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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