I forgot where I was going with this, but it's time for Weekend Web anyway.
The Doll Forum
There's a whole community out there for people who buy multi-thousand dollar sex dolls and post about boning them. It's definitely as pitiful as it sounds.
Honey, I love you, but putting my ding-dong inside a fake woman is my life. Don't try and change me.
Eh guys? Eh? EH?
The only thing weirder than boning a dummy is boning a dummy that looks like it's crying.
That whole "being alive" thing is overrated.
Keep on reaching for that restraining order.
I can just imagine some bald fat guy with a laptop and a gun breaking down doors to find his plastic lover.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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