Dave's not here man.
Politics belong in my butt.
It's the best you're going to do.
She couldn't run away.
A juggalo drinking beer? Well I never!
OH GOD I NEED TO CYBER.
I sure wish we had a Mountain Dew emoticon on our forums.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends notforclimbing, Doctor Nick, ToasterThief, sarge21, EvanTH, Some GBS Faggot, SimplyComplex, IdiotqueDance, DuncanRoberts, Romsal, DocEvil, MariusMS, Duke of Phillips, Technogeek, triple clutcher, exitenglish, Dr. Goot, Tarid, Where's My Arm?, Der Kommissar, Mandor, Neeb!, Kommienzuspadt, Incoherence, Knives, Dr Menegele, Cochise, Happy Bear Suit, Gaybee, SiDeath, Superslueth 2.0, elementseven, AnnoyingJames, tgd, SlicyDicer, Setzer Gabbiani, and chinchirra for contributing to this report.
Do you know of an awful forum that should be included in a future update? Send in a link!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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