Here we go again!


Kids, if you have a problem don't hesitate to ask the good folks over at Teen Help for advice. Who better to get advice from then people who are as messed up as you are!


Nah, he was a guy who couldn't move his arms or legs.

If you're under 18 I'm pretty sure your parents can't kick you out. They are just going to learn to have to live with their gay son.

Most people on SA have fallen down the gay stairs am I right in this assumption?

Not according to the great president that has ever served office!

Wow, this guy must need a lot of medication to get to sleep at night.


Yeah, why not!

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