You have no friends because your sense of humor is fucking stupid.
There is not a groan strong enough.
Oh yes... I WILL get my royalties.
I need it for uh.. research.. yea, that's it.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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