THE KINKY ZONE!!

"Dan Stevens" is the very model of mental health.

This post reads like a Yakov Smirnoff bit.

I have this fetish for a very muscular woman with orange hair wearing nothing but a top hat and twirling a lasso.

I also have a fetish where I steal car batteries.

Everyone longs to find their one perfect fart buddy.

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