Hand me that defibrillator, you sexy stud!
Ed's house smells like old cottage cheese.
Personally I'd rather be boiled alive than subjected to the hulking ass of "Big Susan"
Something inside is telling me that it might not be a good idea to participate in fetishes that cause you to die. Maybe it's just me.
It's all fun and games until you try it on a beehive.
Maybe his parents forgot to do that rubber band thing with the umbilical cord after he was born.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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