Stephen Hawking vs. The World

"In a world that is in chaos politically, socially and environmentally, how can the human race sustain another 100 years?" This week, celebrity smartyman Stephen Hawking wondered that very same thing and then got lost on his way to websites with smart people on them. Or at least that's what I think must have happened, because really, who thought asking Yahoo Answers was a good idea?

Here's where Dr. Hawking kicked things off and "spyblitz" was fast to reply first, probably killing whatever hope the scientist had left for humanity in one quick, cutting blow.

You may call it genocide, "thisistheend..." calls it getting rid of guys who want to hurt his freedom.

That shit's on the back of the bill, not the front, you cartoon Seacrest-looking wiseass.

He's pretty tough over the Internet, but in real life Ian M. would be the first to run away when it came time for Stephen to run over some toes.

This "Pengxin" person is either severely-brain damaged or a high school cheerleader in the Bible Belt.

Humanity can wait!

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