Fart on that leaf! Now this piece of grass! Yes! Now fart on this watermelon! Aughhhhhh.
Well I guess it makes sense if you think about it.
Nope, you're all alone shitface.
No bro, I can't spill the beans. I'd totally get ousted from my sweetass skateboard crew full of dipshits and girls that publicly fart.
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
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