Rotteneggs
This whole website is aimed at teaching 13-year-old kids how to be grade-A assholes as early as possible in life.
MotoxRacer364 welds oil drums for a living.
Why would you photoshop yourself having all the latest posts in some shitty forum? That would be like photoshopping yourself naked chugging milk right out of the carton.
The mafia ate my homework!
Haha, yeah! I too can identify with that observation about farts!
WOAH GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE MAN YOU'RE CRAZY
Just route through the satellite uplink and spike the mainframe, geez.
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