Which of these things do not belong: rational, sane, levelheaded, or the AboveTopSecret.com forums.
Well I hope you at least swapped insurance cards.
If I was Mark Chapman I would have said "owned" after I shot Lennon. Now look at the letters. O W N. Rearrange them and you get N. W. O. Coincidence? I think not. It's all quite simple really.
Now substract 16 from 19 and what do you have? That's right, 3. What letter corresponds with 3? The letter C. What word best describes you and starts with a C? Yes, CRAZY.
Heh. I saw through their little ruse and left those fuckers out to drown.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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