Yeah but Half Life isn't about having sex with the enemies! Or maybe it is, I didn't follow it that well.

Suicidal depression just isn't claiming these idiots fast enough.

Oh, well, if you put it that way!

IT'S OFFICIAL. THEY HAVE RUINED MARIO BROS.

You really should tell her now. And while you're at it you might want to help pack her bags.

This is getting out of hand.

Oh no you don't!

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