I don't know much about Ron Paul except that I saw his minions bothering people at a street festival one time. Goons apparently love him and want him to be president. Some want to turn him into a futa and make him stick his dick so far up their ass it creates a bulge in their stomach and the penis head emerges from their throat to fuck another goon in the ass. Is this guy promising dickgirls to all in 2008 or something? Let's check out these images and find out what his supporters really think.

Yeah that money is a lot safer under your mattress. Just make sure you put it in your books.


I doubt that God would plan every little grain of sand and leaf that moves. He probably has helpers for that.


Don't bring that pro-dentist shit in here!


I spend an hour after every meal giving myself a physical but it beats working the same amount to see a doctor.


I thought just thinking about silver was enough to give you guys boners.


Ron Paul supporters support beating up 5 year olds!


Does this mean I have to move to a plantation?


That octopus looks pretty hung over.


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