If this guy is not lying he probably has a really tough time of it on the can.
Not YET anyway!
Please, nobody tell "FJEI#3HEID" about the existence of anime. He sounds cool and I'd like him to stay that way.
"dark hujo" has a first class train ticket to failure.
"If only these swords weren't merely display pieces..."
There's a lot more of this sentiment coming right up after this guy finishes freaking out!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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