"makemyday" can't eat his cereal dry.

How many licks does it take to get herpes from a prostitute pop? The world may never know.

If I were "Skippy" I'd have more questions than just that one.

God works in mysterious ways. Wait, not God, sluts.

Haha, a prostitute is upset that her boyfriend had sex with someone else.

"FuZzYknUckLeS" is something of a renaissance man himself.

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